Well, the sad news is that Natalia dumped me this morning... here she is giving a press conference about it.
But the GREAT news is that I found godlessness again and ATHEIST Shoes is back in business!
Seriously, it was a lot of fun yesterday. And I'm relieved not too many of you took our prank seriously. But, to those who were moved by my post and feared the worst, I am very sorry and thank you for being such good sports! Also, top marks to the Christian Post for helping Tobin to figure out that this might be an April Fools scam.
A lot of you took advantage of our "Closing Down Sale" so I hope the temporary demise of ATHEIST was a good experience for everyone :)