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ICH BIN ATHEIST Gym Bag (2 for the price of 1)
 

ICH BIN ATHEIST Gym Bag (2 for the price of 1)

This achingly sexy gym bag is the envy of rational exercisers everywhere.

Made from anti-calories and 100% hipster-farmed cotton, it not only causes you to lose weight as you wear it* but you'll look so totally spiffing on your way to the gym that everyone will want to shag you.

*Just ask Jens Schneider "I wore this ATHEIST Gym Bag to to the gym for 4 weeks, and I lost a staggering 5 kilos as a result. Now I have a girlfriend, a cat and I just got a promotion at work".


PLEASE NOTE - We'll send you 2 bags for the price of 1... so you can give one to a friend, if you have such a thing, or just keep them both for yourself.
  • Price €30.00
  • (includes shipping to anywhere, courtesy of DHL)
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€30.00